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Camp Wonderful

by Camp Wonderful

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kimoski You beautiful son of a biscuit. Favorite track: It's Awfully Lonesome (Being Dead).
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Strawberry Soda, that's what I called her Strawberry Soda, right when I saw her She was standing on the corner Red lipstick, long brown hair And she had her sunglasses on Saw me staring, but she didn't care Probably waiting for her boyfriend With a soft-drink in her hand When she went to take another sip I saw the words on the side of the can It was cool, it was summer Should've asked her for her number Didn't know what I was thinkin' I just saw what she was drinkin' It was Strawberry Soda, that's what I called her Strawberry Soda, right when I saw her She was struttin' down the sidewalk Lookin' lovely in her hip, bluejeans High heels walkin' on my heart The type of girl who could shake up the scene She reminded me of fireworks Bottle rockets on the 4th of July Something happened when she looked my way I can't believe I let her pass me by What a bummer, what a shame Should've asked her for her name Wasn't even drivin' fast, she just walked right past It was cool, it was summer Should've asked her for her number Didn't know what I was thinkin' I just saw what she was drinkin' It was Strawberry Soda, that's what I called her Strawberry Soda, right when I saw her Strawberry Soda, tastes sweeter than water Strawberry Soda, she's somebody's daughter
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You come around causing trouble Singing songs nobody wants to listen to You cause an awful lot of trouble That's why no pretty girls are kissin' you You like to bother everybody When you know they've got important things to do You always bother everybody That's why they never want to sing with you You always want to shout and play (hey, hey) Feelin' sunny on a cloudy day (o.k.) You never learn to stay away (no way) No you never learn to stay away (no way)
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Here he is again, Mr. Mercenary Man He's a hired gun, he'll fire one That will kill at your command He's a lonewolf and a leader He's a person with a plan The last one on the battlefield But the first to take a stand Now he's on the move again Gotta hit the dusty trail Wherever there is evil There will be justice to prevail He takes the law in his own hand Never gives a second thought His warpaint is the blood Of all the enemies he's shot He's a killer, he's a hero He's a lonewolf, he's a leader And he's coming soon with his whole platoon To your local movie theater Soldier of the silver screen
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Can't Let Go 02:06
Well I don't know how it started But I've been so broken-hearted I think I got me a case of the blues I'm not sure what your name is It's all blurry and faded Like an old picture book or a bruise And if you told me a secret I would try hard to keep it But there's only so much I can do And it's so far to travel on a horse with no saddle Even winners should know when to lose But I can't let go Oh no I can't let you go
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Don't make a deal with the devil Don't walk alone in the woods Talk with the ghosts in the graveyard In places where dead men have stood
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Funny Farm 01:24
There's a panda in the pantry and he's scratching at the door There's a blue whale in the bathtub splashing water on the floor There's an elephant in the room, and he's too big to ignore It's the fact that you're going crazy and you weren't like this before Yes, it's the fact that you're going crazy and you weren't like this before There's a kangaroo in the kitchen, he just broke a windowpane There's a snake inside the shower who just slithered down the drain There's an elephant in the room and it has to be explained You're not like how you use to be, in fact you're quite insane No you're not like how you use to be, in fact you're quite insane 'Cause you see ghosts, and you hear voices Wild animals and weird noises They don't help you make clear choices I think it's time for a doctor's appointment There's a gorilla in the garden eating everything you've grown There's a dog inside the dishwasher who's barking for a bone There's an elephant in the room and it can't be left alone You're possibly the craziest person I have ever known Yes, you're most likely the craziest person I have ever known
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Just a Clown 00:51
I'm just a clown without making up on Everyone's laughing at me, everyone's laughing at me I'm just the fool who fell in love with you No one else made me happy, no one else makes me happy
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I'm not comfortable in my own skin It used to be very thick, now it's wearing thin I'd rather peel it all off and be a skeleton And dance around the cemetery with a scary grin I've been told that I'm not so tough I got a heart like jello and marshmallow puffs I'm lovey-dovey mushy, yeah I'm all that stuff Try to tell ya I don't care, but then you call my bluff I'll be a different person for a day or two Put on a new pair of shades and maybe say I'm you I'll walk a couple miles in your favorite shoes Find a new way to smile while I play the blues At the costume party I think I'm gonna be somebody else At the costume party why would I ever want to be myself? I don't feel like I quite belong So i sit inside my bedroom and I write these songs I'm doing alright, but I might be wrong We'll just have to see what happens as the night goes on I wish I didn't have to be an ugly monster Try to act cool but I'm just clumsy and awkward I'll get a ride home if somebody offers But if you say you like me then I'll stay a bit longer At the costume party I think I'm gonna be somebody else At the costume party why would I ever want to be myself?
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Some people don't deserve happiness If you are a liar, you should be burned in a fire You think that I'm mean, but if you saw the thing's Iv'e seen You'd say, "Some people don't deserve happiness."
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Did you ever hear the story of Elephant Anne? Escaped from the circus and away she ran Stompin' through the desert til' she fell in the sand Found in the Sahara by a caravan She had big grey ears and eyes so blue Made you shed tears when she looked at you Too fat to fly, and too proud to fail Shakin' off trouble from her trunk to her tail She had long, white tusks made of ivory And they both got turned into piano keys Did you ever hear the story of Elephant Anne? She's a genuine hero, yeah I'm tellin' ya man Took down the circus with a hell of a plan Saw the world going crazy and she took a stand Freed the tigers and the lions and away they went Trampled everybody in the circus tent Made the acrobats and clowns burn the whole place down Then had a big parade through the whole damn town She had long, white tusks made of ivory And they both got turned into piano keys She was the leader of the pack for the pachyderms Now she's just more practice for the taxidermist
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It's awfully lonesome being dead I got nothing but a graveyard to call my bed I'm all by myself where are all my friends? It's awfully lonesome being dead It's so depressing being six feet deep No rest for the wicked we don't get no sleep I wish the stairway up to heaven didn't look so steep It's so depressing being six feet deep It's awfully uncomfortable underground Gets as dark as the desert when the sun goes down Can't see, can't hear, not one damn sound It's awfully uncomfortable underground Life can be painful, But death is the worst I'd rather lay on a beach towel Than in the back of a hearse It's awfully lonesome being dead I got nothing but a graveyard to call my bed I'm all by myself where are all my friends? It's awfully lonesome being dead

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Recorded intermittently between 2015-2018 using an old family cassette recorder, a USB karaoke microphone, and music software from 2002. This album is a scrapbook, a patchwork quilt, and an unfinished love letter to the imagination.

Cassette release out now via blankpublishing.bandcamp.com/album/camp-wonderful

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released October 20, 2018

All songs written and recorded by Joel Major

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Camp Wonderful Hemet, California

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